Day 4 – March 20th 06 – Elmali – REST DAY
Started the day with a well deserved lay-in until about 10am, then we walked down the main street to get some breakfast. We found a little café and sat outside in the sun and had a large breakfast of soup and Turkish bread followed by an omelet, we never had a clue what was actually on the menu, but the soup looked popular and the guy serving knew the word for omelet and knew very well how to cook one. We let our food go down and had a leisurely walk up and down the main street, them we headed for the hamam.
We found the hamam and were greeted by the friendly owner, given a towel to wrap around our waist and pointed in the direction of the showers (was he trying to tell us something?). After a wash it was into the main room to bathe by pouring over ourselves bowls of hot running water from the constant supply. We then went into the steam room for a good sweat (as if we hadn’t done enough of that over the last few days) and were idly sitting around when a local guy stood up and started stretching and motioning us to do the same, so that we would be nicely flexed for the upcoming massage, made sense so we joined in. After a steaming and a bit more bathing we were summoned to the big marble slab for the exfoliation and massage, the supposed highlight of the experience. We were treated to a full exfoliation from a guy wearing what looked like an oven glove covered in sandpaper and every part of our body was rubbed down, except our privates, which never seemed to be on display due to the expert ‘towel handling’ of the masseur and much to the annoyance of the fat bloke who’d sneaked himself on to the middle of the table for a hopeful glimpse!! The de-skinning was then followed by a lather massage which was well needed by our tired legs; it was very relaxing, although a few “ows” were heard from some of the boys! After that it was back for another shower, then back into the reception area where we were wrapped in towels, which made us look like escaped convicts in straight jackets, and served the ubiquitous chai. After a brief lay down we were offered ‘extras’ which turned out to be an oil massage and we all accepted without hesitation as we’d enjoyed the whole experience so far.
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The oil massage turned out to be quite a bit ‘harder’ than the soap massage producing a proportionally higher scream rate from the tables, but it left us feeling great and ready to enjoy our rest day. After more showers and chai we floated out of the hamam with grins on our faces looking forward to exploring some of Elmali, and maybe, just maybe finding a nice little bar. But there was one more thing on our ‘pampering list’ – a cut throat shave! We found a ‘Berber’ and were each shaved (and cut) in turn by the old man with the cut-throat razor, our faces were then burnt with pure alcohol and lemon juice (or some other equally painful rocket fuel) and it was “all topped off with an Elvis quiff” or, to be exact, a side parting was oiled upon our scruffy barnets and were left looking like a bunch of choirboys, Brown and Matt looking especially angelic.
So, with our new look Turkish haircuts and revived bodies it was off to mingle with the crowds at Elmali’s open air farmers market to browse and stock up on provisions for the next day. The market was full of all kinds of fruits, veggies, cheeses etc and at next to nothing prices, we bought crumbly cheese direct from the goat skins, olives by the kilo for a amazingly low price compared to what we’d pay at home, lovely tomatoes, fruit as well as cakes. After that it was off to search for the town’s only bar, which according to a local who spoke good English (having lived there) not only existed but should be in our vicinity. The same guy said he had been in Elmali for 4 or 5 months on national service and we were the only non-Turks he’d seen since his arrival, which made us feel slightly pioneering and pleased that this charming town hasn’t become at all touristy. And considering our presence in the town was rare, we were treated with respect and friendliness by each and every person we came across without any hassle or over curiosity, although we thought it may have something to do with our newly acquired ‘Elmali Special’ hairstyle!!
After about 2 hours of looking we finally found the Holy Grail which was the local bar on the upper floor of an unmarked building (no-one said it was upstairs!). The bar was very dark and packed with quite a few local men who all smiled and acknowledged our arrival. We had quite a few beers and had our first experience of ‘Raki’ (Turkish spirit like Ouzo, but with special “jelly leg” inducing ingredients thrown in), which culminated in a long drunken “conversations” with bemused locals and eventually in a wrestling match between Brown and the local “champ” who after playing along for a while got tired and flipped Brown into a bout winning headlock before you could say “more raki”.
A fitting end to a great “rest” day, and after all wrestling is the Turkish sport and it takes more than a fool with a belly full of Raki and a silly haircut to put one over on these guys!!
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